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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: 3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god” YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
cmtilney: thelilnan: holy-punk: how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old the Gatsby jokes are getting really weird Indeed they are old sport
gingerblivet: straddling-the-atmosphere: onceuponabopper: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: wittywallflower: Writing is weird. One minute you are telling a story. The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets. or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi. ...
goddamnitobama: So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and...
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
kushdrinker: rosaparking: kushdrinker: rosaparking: lmao gringos this is offensive to me callate gringo yea well mozzarella linguine u lil bitch
resistables: mikewaters: if no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be #new life motto i think this will be my graduation quote
drrtyfilthygorgeous: only-slightly-insane: finn-stagram: orangemuses: why don’t murderers just hide the bodies in cemeteries tumblr: teaching your children how to successfully murder people since 2010 excuse me, this post is actually teaching us how to successfully evade the law after murdering someone. we don’t need to be taught how to murder people. Supernatural taught me how to...
durik: hyungstrider: i will not accept anon hate unless its in MLA format
thehawklegacy: If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
person: hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
me: are you implying that i am satan
person: no, i--
me: because you're right i am
rhymewithrachel: fartgallery: fire-is-better-than-water: fartgallery: mega—horn: fartgallery: butterbeer-forthesoul: fartgallery: are you greg yes hello greg can we add another greg to the party hello gregs i am also greg too many gregs You could say it’s a…. congregation
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this